YOU are TET's puddin'

The Ear Team was just thinking how much they'd like to see Bill Cosby pat you on the back.
They know you'd really like that.
Why shouldn't Bill Cosby love you?
There's no reason.
No reason at all.
If anything he should feel privileged that you would allow him to love you. 
That's what the Ear Team thinks!

Sandwiches

Hey you.

Hey there.

Why the long face?

Whats up, buddy?

Everything alright?

It is now, 'cause guess what.
The Ear Team is gonna buy you a sandwich!
The Ear Team would make you a sandwich, but they know that you like restaurant quality food better anyway.
Eat your sandwich and let The Ear Team's eyes wash over you admiringly.
You're a champ! A champ indeed.

Jealousy

The Ear Team is not jealous of you (unless you want them to be). Rather, they want to make your enemies jealous of you.

The Ear Team will take pictures of you having fun and post them on your facebook page.

The Ear Team will go running with you, so you can perfect perfection.

The Ear Team will drug your step with pep.

They will buy you new clothes.

They will hug you 7 times a day, because thats what you need.

With your confidence and good looks, The Ear Team knows you will crush all that stand in opposition.

As always, TET loves you.

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If you liked buffalo wings, The Ear Team would buy you some!

The Ear Team Loves you

The Ear Team is a group of dedicated dedicators who are committed to being there for you.

The Ear Team is beside you always.